11.30AM
Oh, joy of joys, Dear Diary! Thursday dawned, and Juanita was in her usual high spirits.
“What time is the car arriving today, Juanita?” I enquired in my usual dulcet morning tones.
“The car, Miss Felicia?”
“Yes, dear. For rehearsals.”
“But Miss Felicia, there his no rehearsals todays. You has the day hoff.”
I chuckled to myself. Bless her… She really has very little grasp of the English language.
“No, dear. It’s not the weekend. You know… Saturday and Sunday. Today is THURSDAY. When will Bob be here to pick me up?”
“But Miss Felicia… I tell you already. No rehearsals today.”
Hmm. I decided she was having one of her stubborn days, so picked up the phone and called Evie, the dear little AGM at the theatre.
“Evie, dear? Felicia here. Now… Juanita is being very silly and telling me there are no rehearsals today! I told her not to be so alternative, but she is absolutely insisting. Can you tell her, and give Bob a call to arrange my car, dearheart?”
To my surprise and amazement, Evie confirmed that there are actually no rehearsals today! Apparently, there is a matinee performance of ‘Nellie The Elephant’, or something, and so the rehearsing cast aren’t usually called.
Well… I was so shocked, I almost kissed Juanita! In all honesty, I probably would have if she hadn’t been holding the Dyson Cordless… She is a danger with that in her hand at the best of times.
Without further ado, I called Arlene to see what her plans for the day were.
And as luck would have it, she is free, so I’m just jotting this down, and then I’m due to meet her in town for a spot of luncheon, a quick browse around Harvey Nicks, and maybe a cheeky Wine Bar to finish the day off. What fun! I shall report back later or possibly tomorrow, if that glass turns into two.
Hoorah!
11.52PM
So, arLene and meee has hads kwiyte a lot to drink. Wee met up- with Craig revel-whore-would, andd 1 drinks turnd intoo a feuw bottls, anx beforre we neww whjat ws hppennin wee were upp om the dans flor and it ws sooooo funnee bee coz craig showwd uz his massiv pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.………………………………………..
Oh, joy of joys, Dear Diary! Thursday dawned, and Juanita was in her usual high spirits.
“What time is the car arriving today, Juanita?” I enquired in my usual dulcet morning tones.
“The car, Miss Felicia?”
“Yes, dear. For rehearsals.”
“But Miss Felicia, there his no rehearsals todays. You has the day hoff.”
I chuckled to myself. Bless her… She really has very little grasp of the English language.
“No, dear. It’s not the weekend. You know… Saturday and Sunday. Today is THURSDAY. When will Bob be here to pick me up?”
“But Miss Felicia… I tell you already. No rehearsals today.”
Hmm. I decided she was having one of her stubborn days, so picked up the phone and called Evie, the dear little AGM at the theatre.
“Evie, dear? Felicia here. Now… Juanita is being very silly and telling me there are no rehearsals today! I told her not to be so alternative, but she is absolutely insisting. Can you tell her, and give Bob a call to arrange my car, dearheart?”
To my surprise and amazement, Evie confirmed that there are actually no rehearsals today! Apparently, there is a matinee performance of ‘Nellie The Elephant’, or something, and so the rehearsing cast aren’t usually called.
Well… I was so shocked, I almost kissed Juanita! In all honesty, I probably would have if she hadn’t been holding the Dyson Cordless… She is a danger with that in her hand at the best of times.
Without further ado, I called Arlene to see what her plans for the day were.
And as luck would have it, she is free, so I’m just jotting this down, and then I’m due to meet her in town for a spot of luncheon, a quick browse around Harvey Nicks, and maybe a cheeky Wine Bar to finish the day off. What fun! I shall report back later or possibly tomorrow, if that glass turns into two.
Hoorah!
11.52PM
So, arLene and meee has hads kwiyte a lot to drink. Wee met up- with Craig revel-whore-would, andd 1 drinks turnd intoo a feuw bottls, anx beforre we neww whjat ws hppennin wee were upp om the dans flor and it ws sooooo funnee bee coz craig showwd uz his massiv pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.………………………………………..